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[MOSTLY] WORDLESS WEDNESDAY - GENERATION JAK

Every generation has it’s share of tragedies, it’s share of triumphs.

Every generation it’s tyrants, it’s heroes.

Every generation certain words and catchphrases grip the world, encompassing the very essence of life as we know it. Stripping away all we believe we know and hold dear, shaking us to the very core of our foundation.

From the same mind-bending stream of consciousness that gave birth to such words and phrases as:

“Dude”

“That’s tits”

“Wicked”

Presented by the self-proclaimed genius who offers unparalleled randomly sporadic ramblings such as:

“Holy sweet Mother Mary Baby Jesus in a handbasket!”

“What the shit fuck was that?”

“Who the fuck invented the ‘No Jump’ button?!”

One of the most shocking, soul-riveting, Earth-shattering catchphrases to erupt forth from Generation Jak:
Boo to my "Spoiler" Show/Hide button not working. If knowing how to make one let me know!

* 'Nuff. Said.
** The. End.
*** True. Story.

17 comments:

  1. What in the world is a 'no jump' button? I'm imagining a queue of skydivers in the plane, all of whom (as they come to the exit) can either fling themselves out into the atmosphere or, if they chicken out, press the 'no jump' button and get beamed back to earth safely with 'pussy' stamped on their forehead in indelible ink...

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    1. Hahahaha!! I also want to know what it means, but I never could have come up with this. Ever played the game "Balderdash"?

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    2. Ah! The ever elusive "No Jump" button! This comment was spawned maybe 8 years ago while drunk gaming with a bunch of friends; back when I used to actually drink and party.

      We would mainly play First Person Shooters (FPSs) and/or Party games like Mario Party/Kart and the like. One FPS we played was called Time Splitters, and during a very intense moment when my opponents were besieging me I was frustrated there was no "Jump" mechanic built into the game (which was odd compared to other FPSs I've always played like Halo. Though now come to think of it I wonder if Perfect Dark has a jump function... Hmm) Anyways, in the heat of the moment of my badassery I yelled that phrase out completely oblivious as to how it sounded (as per usual) and it earned a place in one of my friend's special little book she documented things in.

      I'm quite proud of that achievement!

      Though, Considerer's explanation may be a tab bit more exciting and hilarious!

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  2. Speaking of generations gone by and their strange slang terms, I was watching reruns of Roseanne the other day and Darlene was fighting with Becky and called her a scag. I haven't heard that in forever! I am pretty sure I called out a scag or two back in the day. We should petition to bring back scag. I like it.

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    1. HA yeah it's been ages since hearing scag. It was never really prominent in my neck of the woods. I loved that show!

      I think scag could fit in nicely with today's vocabulary :-)

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  3. A pirate enters the pub with a steering wheel on his ..uh naughty bits...yesh.
    Guy behind the bar asked if that doesn't hurt and the pirate says "Arr it is driving me nuts!"

    OK I suck with jokes but hey...oh squirrel!

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    1. HAHA You dork! That was awesome :-) And of course there is a squirrel!

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  4. I laughed at the comment you left the other day in which you said, "OMN". I knew exactly what it meant. :)

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    1. Exxxcellent! OMN is the new OMG dontchyaknow? I hope I bring laughs and/or smiles from time to time.

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  5. One of my favorite things about you is your funny sayings. They are catchy and every once in a while, I catch myself saying "bad news bears" when something isn't going as planned. And yes, OMN IS generation Jak.

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    1. Aww thanks! I wish I could say I coined BNB, but I believe it came from elsewhere. It's like in MIB, though, when Will Smith says "I make this look good" I have a "I make this sound good" quality ;-)

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  6. Betty White coined some great ones in Lake Placid, such as Officer Fuckmeat. A choice term is always a keeper, and OMN works. I liked the fun post, thanks. It was wicked. ;)

    Shannon at The Warrior Muse

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    1. HA Betty White is just awesome all around :-) I love seeing her in anything. Thanks Shannon, I thought I would just be a little light and fluffy for the [Mostly] Wordless Wednesday entry. I never have enough pics to support it in the long run, though.

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  7. I love the squirrel, he's so cute. Hope your nuts are okay! ha ha ;)

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    1. *Inspects*

      Yep! Thank god, amiright?

      Yeah I had to DL the pic after I saw it!

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  8. I've come up with some interesting phrases trying to swear without swearing in front of the kids but nothing that's become a go to. Although the first time my son uses the phrase "douche canoe" I'll know he's been paying attention to what I mutter while I'm driving!

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    1. Haha yeah around kids I can see how it becomes a bit more prominent and creative! I'm sure he will be using the phrase soon :-)

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